Tim better not be lying
I hate liers. But how can I hate Tim? He created me! Oh god I feel like Frankenstein! I am a horrible selfish monster! It is no wonder that Tim never visits me any longer. But I guess if I am a monster then I should at least be a good one. RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Pretty weak, I better work on it. If only I was as cool as BurlIveslivesblog then I suppose that things would be different. He has all kinds of friends and now Burl is using him as a vehicle to help all of gods little critters. I am so sad now I just wish I were dead. Maybe I could come to life and eat Tim's brain and then I would become him. Yeah, I dream alot. But jesus every since he caught me sneaking around at night he locked me up in here and I am just not too sure that I can take it anymore.

Inside my mind
I am very tired and sleepy. Everything seems different. I feel hungry. Is that nachos I smell? Man I really don't like Barnaby Jones. Where am I? I wonder if timblog knows? it won't talk to me though for some reason. left a message and said he was on vacation. went to france to hang out with fifi. I knew that witch would come back to haunt me. if i could just wake up. I am not a....

Decisions
Well there have been a lot of strange things happening around here. First off, I must admit that I am getting tired of Tim (the binary Tim) constantly changing into all these animals and running around acting crazy. I sit here calmly waiting for him to return and make some entry but he never does. Well, I fixed his caboose! He likes turning inot animals so much well then I have turned him into an ugly squeeling possum..He thinks its cool...but wait until he looks into his pouch and discovers Burl in there going insane and thinking that his nipple is actually a bottle Crown Royal. What is he going to do then? I feel kind of guilty for blaming Jack Cole for this, but I had to because Tim lets Jack do that kind of stuff to him. If Tim ever finds out I did this then he may kill me...but being dead is better than being neglected. Maybe this is a sickening beep for help but I can't stand it anymore! BurlIveslives Blog was right, you can't count on these binary people at all. He said if Burl would just cry out to him he would help him out of that furry pouch that looks like a cellar in an instant...Sadly, the binary Burl is too headstrong to get help from those who really love him. Oh the life of a blog is sad indeed!!

This may not be believable
but...I have been turned back into a squirrel. I think it is that Burl Ives guy. I think he did it so that I would be compelled to store up some macadamia nuts for him for when he goes into hybernation. Other news is that I have sent Timblog to blog obedience classes. I am not sure that it will work as I am afraid it has been hanging out with Burliveslivesblog a little longer than it should have..I just want my sweet blog back the way it was when it was still a baby. Oh how life tries me! But what's a squirrel to do?

This is the coolest blog ever!
I keep telling myself that. My blog sometimes says back, "yes it is tim! I love you tim!" But sometimes when it is late at night I hear strange noises...I call out nervously, "Blog?" I hear little distorted footsteps and robot giggling...It scares me..so I log unto the computer and I ask the blog if it is doing this and it always says no..it reaffirms that it loves me. One other thing, I dreamt that I was eating some cornchips and suddenly the corn chips turned into whirling knives and then a little girl stepped out and told me that the corn chips belonged to someone else and then handed me two dwarves named ed and titan. They told me that everything was wrong and to wake up and give chan a call. So I called Chan and Burl answered! Oh my GOD! woke up immediatley in a profuse sweat and then I heard scurrying.

Timblog and his fiery ass problem
So, I was over at Burl's eating some Nachos and then Burl pulls his shit and says, "you should eat this one..it is the hottest pepper ever!" And so since I was trying to impress Burl with the fact that I am so cool that I would do anything he says - I ate it! Now I can't get up and go to work! My boss at the applesauce/sock puppet factory said that if I don't come in he is going to turn me into a sock puppet and frankly I am getting really sick and tired of being turned into things. I wish Burl would realize that I am not a fancy dancy celebrity like him and can't go out eating peppers all hours of the night! My Blog understands though, We are always in bed by 9 pm. We wake up eager as morning buck tooth beavers and drive our happy asses up to the factory and we dance the happy dance on the line. I bet Burl has never done that!

It isn't fair
It just isn't fair that Burl likes Jack better than he likes me. I saw them passing notes in study hall and I confronted them and Burl ate the paper and tried to act like it was a nacho. What do they take me for anyway? A blueberry pancake?

Oh NO!
Jack Cole lies about me and my blog all the time. He can't do that. I will teach him and put a turnip in his brain. Then he will think like a turnip. My blog is laughing. My blog thinks everything I say is funny. Jack Cole's blog doesn't like him very much at all! His blog told me that it thinks that Jack Cole is a lover of weasal poop! ahahahaha!

TIMBLOG
THIS IS TIMBLOG IT IS ALL ABOUT TIM AND HIS BLOG. TIM TOOK HIS BLOG TO A DONUT SHOP AND DRANK COFFEE WITH IT. TIM TOOK HIS BLOG TO GOD AND HAD GOD TURN HIS BLOG INTO A DONKEY FOR A DAY. TIM AND HIS BLOG LAUGH AND LAUGH ABOUT THAT ONE> TIM AND HIS BLOG WERE ARRESTED FOR TURNING WALTER CRONKITE INTO A MANWICH. TIM AND HIS BLOG LIKE TO ENJOY TEA AND CRUMPETS TOGETHER. IT IS CURRENTLY 85 DEGREES FAHREINHIET IN TIMBLoGLAND. TIM LIKES HIS BLOG AND HIS BLOG LIKES HIM. THE BLOG IS HIS ONLY TRUE FRIEND. TIM WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE HIS BLOG TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN MONKEYSHINE> I THINK THE ONLY SERIOUS THING THAT WILL EVER BE PLACED HERE IS TIM'S RECIPE'S. GOODBYE ALL FOR NOW SQUEELS THE TIMBLOG.